Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Message Log 5 : Deadly!

As the title suggests - Deadly messages/jokes ahead!
Don't kill me after reading these!


1] Santa : Mujhe to ankhe band karne par bhi dikhai deta hai
Banta : Accha! Kya dikahi deta hai ?
Santa : Andhera!


2] Santa - sitting roadside for a long time
Banta : Why are you wasting your time ?
Santa : I'm taking revenge
Banta : How ?
Santa : WAQT ne mujhe barbaad kiya..ab mai waqt ko barbaad kar raha hoon!


3] Banta : ' I love you' kya hota hai ?
Girl : Mai tumse pyaar karti hoon!
Banta : Leh! Ek question kya poocha tu toh mujhse pyaar kar baithi! :D


4] Santa : Do you know what an adult joke means ?
Banta : Yea..any joke which is more than 18 yrs old!


5] Madhumakkhi ke ghutne ko kya bolenge ?


BIKINI ( Bee-Ki-Knee )


Haathi Ke ghutne ko Kya bolenge ?


GHAJINI ( Gaj-Knee)


6] Insaniyar ko bread pe laga ke Khaa jao...
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Aakhir insaniyaat naam ki bhi koi 'cheese' hoti hai ! ;)


7] Arz kiya hai...


Arz kiya hai..


Limca ka flavour hota hai lime


Limca ka flavour hota hai lime..




Speeed is equal to distance upon time


Wah wah! :P


8] Zindagi mein agar kuch banna ho
Kuch hasil karna ho..
toh hamesha apne dimag ki suno!


Agar dimag se koi jawab na aaye to ankhein band kar ke socho




"Kya mere pass dimag hai ?" :P


9] Man receives telegram : Wife dead - Should be burried or cremated ?
Man : Don't take any chances!
Burn the body and Bury the ash!


10 ] Santa : Jab mai chhota tha , charminar gir gaya tha.
Banta : Fir tu mar gaya ya bach gaya ?
Santa : Mujhe yaad nahi...tab mai chhota tha!
LOL


11] Santa [ praying ] : Bhagwan please Punjab nu Amercia di capital bana de! Please please please please please please please...
Bhagwan : Par kyon ?
Santa : Kyon ki mai exam wich likh aaya hun!


12] Thristy crow story in Hinglish
Once upon a kawla.. Sitting on a Dadga
He was very Pyaasa
Here there bhatka
He saw a matka
Sum patthar patka
Little water gatka
And satka ! :D

8 comments:

  1. ha ha!!had got these pjs on mail some time back.

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  2. this was the best post on ..SMSes ..coz all ver new for me :)

    mast ek dum .. !

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  3. loved it yaar...:)...tooo good:)...

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  4. Awesome hai yaar... srsly deadly... mere liye bhi majority naye hain... :))

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