Monday, October 19, 2009

BLUE

I had to write this.I wanted to bash a movie since a long time ( just for fun ) and now that I've found the perfect victim..let me just sprinkle all the spices! :P
I'm talking about the movie BLUE.Let me just get to the points -

1> Kylie Minogue is wasted.She does have some dialogues in the movie reserved for her talk with Akki ..but god knows what that was!

2> 'Ciggy Wiggy' song lyrics are the most dumb lyrics on AR Rahman music.And I'm disappointed with Rahman's music!

3> There are so many bike stunts in the movie , I felt like I was watching dhoom 3 trailor.Liked one or two of the stunts.One thing is guaranteed - when there' s a chase going on - the bikers are on some unhabituated land with a railway track nearby AND they jump over the train no matter what ! Kinda sick of this scene.Its so usual now.Just so repetative!

4 > the music score in the beginning of this bike mania was similar to that of Tokyo Drift's.I'm not cent percent sure but I do feel so.In fact , they tried to copy the 'feel' of race just like it is in the Fast & Furious movies.

5> The story line is hopeless.The direction even worse.The editing : catastrophe.

6> The dialogues go haywire.There's no intellectual connection between anything that is said among the characters.

7> Lara Dutta is sizzling.Looks dazzling and so does Katrina Kaif but I feel bad for both of them since they are given roles which make you sigh.tch! Katrina still needs to do something about her accent!!

8> Now the most important thing..who's the casting director ?? I mean to hell with him/her! Why Sanjay Dutt of all the people ?? And why Zayed Khan ?? Both of them acted so dull as if they weren't paid.

> Akshay Kumar : I feel bad for him too.Such a wonderful actor ..what's up with him ??! ..Not his fault I guess...All blames pinned to the director who seems to be half-witted.

10> Do appreciate the underwater action but it doesn't bother you for a min.It all looked so easy - as if the sunken ship and just floated up or the sea level drained.

11> In short this 100 crore movie is not worth a penny! Don't bother watching it even for free.

12> And yeah..marine life : Watch Discovery or Nat Geo instead.They have some mind blowing treasure hunt stories :)

I saw the promos/trailors of London Dreams.God! Why do they have to tell you the entire story in short ?? Argh! Why do they kill the excitement with such lengthy trailors ? :(

18 comments:

  1. bullllllllllluuu !

    hawww. u saw Blue film! tauba tauba!

    hehe. was never interested in seeing this movie.. thanks for the review..!

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  2. Had always thought of watching Blue! but now I am not too sure. Good review!

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  3. Needed this review..!! Otherwise i might have landed in theatre wasting few 100 bucks..

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  4. tnxx for the review Suga! :)

    Hows u?

    Keshi.

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  5. I knew ppl wud write such stuff about blue. Feel sorry for the producers and the ppl who worked in this movie.

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  6. Haha the minute I saw the preview, no Rehman music scores or studly Akshay Kumar-ness could get me to go watch it. It just looked dumb. :x Thanks for the review, it just confirmed my gut feeling about it!

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  7. It was not a BOLT OUT OF BLUE !

    For the first time when I saw the trailer of this movie I kinda knew it, that this would suck, anyways Akshay is habituated of giving such kinda movies, he is immune to all these thngs.

    If u feel sorry for Kylie, then watch Kambakhqt Ishq u will feel extremely sorry for Silvester, Brandon Routh, Denise Richards and Holly valance !

    London Dreams ka anyway story is expected, just have to see how director has directed the movie :-w

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  8. It was not a BOLT OUT OF BLUE !

    For the first time when I saw the trailer of this movie I kinda knew it, that this would suck, anyways Akshay is habituated of giving such kinda movies, he is immune to all these thngs.

    If u feel sorry for Kylie, then watch Kambakhqt Ishq u will feel extremely sorry for Silvester, Brandon Routh, Denise Richards and Holly valance !

    London Dreams ka anyway story is expected, just have to see how director has directed the movie :-w

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  9. I reaally love it when people bash off these stupid movies. Viewers should united together and fight back this attachyar of high budget movies ... well done :)

    Anybody plz do the honors for All the Best now :P

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  10. hahahah been a while i did something like this. you inspire me TRULY DEEPLY MADLY :D

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  11. Hehe. I could not believe that Rahman was the music director of the film. Chiggy Viggy. Lol!

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  12. Seriously. Chiggy Viggy was a BIG surprise. Fiqrana not so much but still..

    It's nice to see you write about BLUE :|

    So how bored were you after watching it?

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  13. well.. if the moviez that bad... me gonna skip it now...

    thanks yaar... bachaa liya :D

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  15. Haven't seen it yet..but i heard the same frm others..lol..

    y dont u take up a job as a film critic? :P
    u and Karan wud do complete justice :P

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  16. - Abhinav
    lol ..yep I watched a completely censored blue film :P
    You're welcome!


    - Swapna
    Oh maybe you could.I'm being too tough on the movie.Can't tolerate nonsense at all :P


    - Rahil
    I already wasted 150 =( + I had popcorn & coke even when I didn't want to ..but had to ..only to keep myself happy :P


    - Ria
    lol ..I know you kinda liked the movie.
    Ditto! Feel bad for the ppl/money.


    - Archana
    lol =) Do let me know of your gut feelings for other dumb looking movies :P


    - Peter
    Next time se ..mujhe zarror batana whether you think the movie sucks.I'll skip it :P
    I didn't watch KI..am glad I didn't! Sundry opinions on the movie just assured me that I would have been swearing if I'd watched it :P
    London Dreams SEEMS good.


    - Karan
    I love it too :D I can't tell you how much I LOVE to read Rajeev Masand's reviews :D He drops a bomb on stupid movies ! So much fun :P
    "Unite & fight back the attyachar of high budget movies"
    :D lol.definitely!!
    All the best..umm why don't ya do the honors ? :P


    - AD
    lol! Do it! :D I'd love to read!


    - Ekam
    han seriously! Shocking! :|


    - Anamika
    I wasn't bored.I was mentally taking notes of the points I have to mock at :P


    - Harshita
    lol :D most welcome :)


    - Keshi
    Thanks :) Will write to you soon!


    - Yellow Tulip
    Anytime :) Always here to help movie freaks :P


    - Swats
    lol haha =) yeah I feel I must think of that :D
    lolz..oh yeah Karan would be great @ it!

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  17. Suga babe <3

    You just echoed my thoughts ..
    Wish I'd written this earlier ;)

    Just kidding ..

    Blue is a catastrophe for sure.. when I saw the front page of Bombay Times a couple of days ago that Blue had grossed 90 crores so far, my mouth fell in TOTAL shock and surprise- how can an utter no brainer gross so much of money? Crores is no joke!


    Apparently,
    it was made at a whopping 100 crores! What a waste of money.. and did I hear someone say recession?

    :P :P :P

    Keep up the bashing ..

    Blue DESERVES IT!

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