> Those in the Casino...are more serious ;)
2] What's Globalisation ?
> Diana's Death > An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French Tunnel while being chased by Italian paparazzi on Japenese bikes !
3] Where was love invented ?
> In CHINA > Chale toh chand tak
... nahi toh shaam tak :P
4] A mind blowing Fact : No matter whether guys buy 220 cc pulsars or 350 cc Royal Enfields ..It is used only to follow a 80 cc Scooty pep / 125 cc Activa ! :P
5] In a bar , one guy says to another : I slept with your mom last night.
Whole bar was waiting for the other guy's response.He laughs and says "Lets go home dad , you are drunk!"
6] What is more difficult ?
Getting a pregnant woman in Nano car
OR getting a woman.. pregnant in the Nano ?
7] When you have done something wrong and you are in trouble > Go to your parents for a sound advice.
....you'll get..
99% Sound ,
1% Advice :P
8] Mom of the Millineum >
A girl tells her Mom : I want some Fresh Air. Can I go for a walk ?
Mom : Alright..but ask your Fresh Air to leave you home by 9 ;)
9] Some of the Best Moments : To laugh untill it hurts your stomach
To wake up & realize its possible to sleep a couple of hrs more
to clear you last exam
Unexpected calls at the midnight which last for hrs
To see an old friend & feel things haven't changed
to hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
To have somebody who tells you that he/she missed you a lot.
10 ] Height of fashion ? > Dhoti with a zip
Height of secrecy ? > Offering blank visiting card
Height of craziness ? > Photocopying a blank paper
Height of stupidty ? > Looking through a keyhole of a glass door :P
Previously : Message Log 3 , Message Log 2 , Message Log.
I didn't want to post a message log so soon but this being my 101th post since Dec'07 , I wanted it to make for a good read.I have so much to share , I feel like writing all day long.My theories are doubling everyday & I have a lot of other random things to mention.Wanna finish up transferring these pack of thoughts on here , asap!
Aha! Someone's going random and is doing a great job :P Guess who? YOU!
ReplyDeleteThe Nano bit was well.. AHEM! =)
ROFL @ blank visiting card =)
The other two points are crazy & stupid :P But you know there are people who actually do that :| Not me, but people :|
i want to know which girl agreed to get pregnant with a guy who owns a nano..,most frwds i got to..free
ReplyDeleteHahah I had a good laugh over this post. :) Lol @ the Nano, you never know some people get creative in ways unimaginable. As for the sound advice, that's kinda really true. And mom's of the millennium, gotta love them. <3
ReplyDeleteLOLing messages these are! :)) Have read quite a few of them, but the Nano one is new, and awesome! Whoever put his/her brains into it... kudos! :D
ReplyDeleteSigh! at Best Moments... :)
Hilarious post... :)
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed a lot... :)
And congratulation on completion of your 100th post... :)
Keep writing :)
Cheers!!
Loads of them every time ...how many friends do u have ?
ReplyDeletecongrats for crossing 100 wala landmark, just wait for 2 more years i will be doing it too !
8] Mom of the Millineum >
ReplyDeleteA girl tells her Mom : I want some Fresh Air. Can I go for a walk ?
Mom : Alright..but ask your Fresh Air to leave you home by 9 ;)
LOL....(i am useing this praise for the first time in life...)
LOL...LOVED # 5 :)
ReplyDeletehe he....good ones:)....
ReplyDeleteHehe.. Mom of the millennium is too good :D
ReplyDeleteSMS messages have become a rarity now a days with me! :-(
ReplyDeletethanks for sharing some brilliant stuff.. Not mentioning Nano one, all of them are worth forwarding! :)
ha ha!!that was funny. :P
ReplyDeleteVasco di Gamma is on her way.
ReplyDeletedone a :) job