I had to write this.I wanted to bash a movie since a long time ( just for fun ) and now that I've found the perfect victim..let me just sprinkle all the spices! :P
I'm talking about the movie BLUE.Let me just get to the points -
1> Kylie Minogue is wasted.She does have some dialogues in the movie reserved for her talk with Akki ..but god knows what that was!
2> 'Ciggy Wiggy' song lyrics are the most dumb lyrics on AR Rahman music.And I'm disappointed with Rahman's music!
3> There are so many bike stunts in the movie , I felt like I was watching dhoom 3 trailor.Liked one or two of the stunts.One thing is guaranteed - when there' s a chase going on - the bikers are on some unhabituated land with a railway track nearby AND they jump over the train no matter what ! Kinda sick of this scene.Its so usual now.Just so repetative!
4 > the music score in the beginning of this bike mania was similar to that of Tokyo Drift's.I'm not cent percent sure but I do feel so.In fact , they tried to copy the 'feel' of race just like it is in the Fast & Furious movies.
5> The story line is hopeless.The direction even worse.The editing : catastrophe.
6> The dialogues go haywire.There's no intellectual connection between anything that is said among the characters.
7> Lara Dutta is sizzling.Looks dazzling and so does Katrina Kaif but I feel bad for both of them since they are given roles which make you sigh.tch! Katrina still needs to do something about her accent!!
8> Now the most important thing..who's the casting director ?? I mean to hell with him/her! Why Sanjay Dutt of all the people ?? And why Zayed Khan ?? Both of them acted so dull as if they weren't paid.
> Akshay Kumar : I feel bad for him too.Such a wonderful actor ..what's up with him ??! ..Not his fault I guess...All blames pinned to the director who seems to be half-witted.
10> Do appreciate the underwater action but it doesn't bother you for a min.It all looked so easy - as if the sunken ship and just floated up or the sea level drained.
11> In short this 100 crore movie is not worth a penny! Don't bother watching it even for free.
12> And yeah..marine life : Watch Discovery or Nat Geo instead.They have some mind blowing treasure hunt stories :)
I saw the promos/trailors of London Dreams.God! Why do they have to tell you the entire story in short ?? Argh! Why do they kill the excitement with such lengthy trailors ? :(
bullllllllllluuu !
ReplyDeletehawww. u saw Blue film! tauba tauba!
hehe. was never interested in seeing this movie.. thanks for the review..!
Had always thought of watching Blue! but now I am not too sure. Good review!
ReplyDeleteNeeded this review..!! Otherwise i might have landed in theatre wasting few 100 bucks..
ReplyDeletetnxx for the review Suga! :)
ReplyDeleteHows u?
Keshi.
I knew ppl wud write such stuff about blue. Feel sorry for the producers and the ppl who worked in this movie.
ReplyDeleteHaha the minute I saw the preview, no Rehman music scores or studly Akshay Kumar-ness could get me to go watch it. It just looked dumb. :x Thanks for the review, it just confirmed my gut feeling about it!
ReplyDeleteIt was not a BOLT OUT OF BLUE !
ReplyDeleteFor the first time when I saw the trailer of this movie I kinda knew it, that this would suck, anyways Akshay is habituated of giving such kinda movies, he is immune to all these thngs.
If u feel sorry for Kylie, then watch Kambakhqt Ishq u will feel extremely sorry for Silvester, Brandon Routh, Denise Richards and Holly valance !
London Dreams ka anyway story is expected, just have to see how director has directed the movie :-w
It was not a BOLT OUT OF BLUE !
ReplyDeleteFor the first time when I saw the trailer of this movie I kinda knew it, that this would suck, anyways Akshay is habituated of giving such kinda movies, he is immune to all these thngs.
If u feel sorry for Kylie, then watch Kambakhqt Ishq u will feel extremely sorry for Silvester, Brandon Routh, Denise Richards and Holly valance !
London Dreams ka anyway story is expected, just have to see how director has directed the movie :-w
I reaally love it when people bash off these stupid movies. Viewers should united together and fight back this attachyar of high budget movies ... well done :)
ReplyDeleteAnybody plz do the honors for All the Best now :P
hahahah been a while i did something like this. you inspire me TRULY DEEPLY MADLY :D
ReplyDeleteHehe. I could not believe that Rahman was the music director of the film. Chiggy Viggy. Lol!
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Chiggy Viggy was a BIG surprise. Fiqrana not so much but still..
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see you write about BLUE :|
So how bored were you after watching it?
well.. if the moviez that bad... me gonna skip it now...
ReplyDeletethanks yaar... bachaa liya :D
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ReplyDeletehe he...thank u for sharing:)....
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen it yet..but i heard the same frm others..lol..
ReplyDeletey dont u take up a job as a film critic? :P
u and Karan wud do complete justice :P
- Abhinav
ReplyDeletelol ..yep I watched a completely censored blue film :P
You're welcome!
- Swapna
Oh maybe you could.I'm being too tough on the movie.Can't tolerate nonsense at all :P
- Rahil
I already wasted 150 =( + I had popcorn & coke even when I didn't want to ..but had to ..only to keep myself happy :P
- Ria
lol ..I know you kinda liked the movie.
Ditto! Feel bad for the ppl/money.
- Archana
lol =) Do let me know of your gut feelings for other dumb looking movies :P
- Peter
Next time se ..mujhe zarror batana whether you think the movie sucks.I'll skip it :P
I didn't watch KI..am glad I didn't! Sundry opinions on the movie just assured me that I would have been swearing if I'd watched it :P
London Dreams SEEMS good.
- Karan
I love it too :D I can't tell you how much I LOVE to read Rajeev Masand's reviews :D He drops a bomb on stupid movies ! So much fun :P
"Unite & fight back the attyachar of high budget movies"
:D lol.definitely!!
All the best..umm why don't ya do the honors ? :P
- AD
lol! Do it! :D I'd love to read!
- Ekam
han seriously! Shocking! :|
- Anamika
I wasn't bored.I was mentally taking notes of the points I have to mock at :P
- Harshita
lol :D most welcome :)
- Keshi
Thanks :) Will write to you soon!
- Yellow Tulip
Anytime :) Always here to help movie freaks :P
- Swats
lol haha =) yeah I feel I must think of that :D
lolz..oh yeah Karan would be great @ it!
Suga babe <3
ReplyDeleteYou just echoed my thoughts ..
Wish I'd written this earlier ;)
Just kidding ..
Blue is a catastrophe for sure.. when I saw the front page of Bombay Times a couple of days ago that Blue had grossed 90 crores so far, my mouth fell in TOTAL shock and surprise- how can an utter no brainer gross so much of money? Crores is no joke!
Apparently,
it was made at a whopping 100 crores! What a waste of money.. and did I hear someone say recession?
:P :P :P
Keep up the bashing ..
Blue DESERVES IT!