Message Log 5 : Deadly!

As the title suggests - Deadly messages/jokes ahead!

Don't kill me after reading these!

1] Santa : Mujhe to ankhe band karne par bhi dikhai deta hai

Banta : Accha! Kya dikahi deta hai ?

Santa : Andhera!

2] Santa - sitting roadside for a long time

Banta : Why are you wasting your time ?

Santa : I'm taking revenge

Banta : How ?

Santa : WAQT ne mujhe barbaad kiya..ab mai waqt ko barbaad kar raha hoon!

3] Banta : ' I love you' kya hota hai ?

Girl : Mai tumse pyaar karti hoon!

Banta : Leh! Ek question kya poocha tu toh mujhse pyaar kar baithi! :D

4] Santa : Do you know what an adult joke means ?

Banta : Yea..any joke which is more than 18 yrs old!

5] Madhumakkhi ke ghutne ko kya bolenge ?

BIKINI ( Bee-Ki-Knee )

Haathi Ke ghutne ko Kya bolenge ?

GHAJINI ( Gaj-Knee)

6] Insaniyar ko bread pe laga ke Khaa jao...

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Aakhir insaniyaat naam ki bhi koi 'cheese' hoti hai ! ;)

7] Arz kiya hai...

Arz kiya hai..

Limca ka flavour hota hai lime

Limca ka flavour hota hai lime..

Speeed is equal to distance upon time

Wah wah! :P

8] Zindagi mein agar kuch banna ho

Kuch hasil karna ho..

toh hamesha apne dimag ki suno!

Agar dimag se koi jawab na aaye to ankhein band kar ke socho

"Kya mere pass dimag hai ?" :P

9] Man receives telegram : Wife dead - Should be burried or cremated ?

Man : Don't take any chances!

Burn the body and Bury the ash!

10 ] Santa : Jab mai chhota tha , charminar gir gaya tha.

Banta : Fir tu mar gaya ya bach gaya ?

Santa : Mujhe yaad nahi...tab mai chhota tha!

LOL

11] Santa [ praying ] : Bhagwan please Punjab nu Amercia di capital bana de! Please please please please please please please...

Bhagwan : Par kyon ?

Santa : Kyon ki mai exam wich likh aaya hun!

12] Thristy crow story in Hinglish

Once upon a kawla.. Sitting on a Dadga

He was very Pyaasa

Here there bhatka

He saw a matka

Sum patthar patka

Little water gatka

And satka ! :D