[1] Do you know the purpose of Life ?
God sent us to find such friends , that if we meet them even in hell , they say
" Chal yaar..yamraj ki bajate hai"
[2] If money doesn't grow trees , then why do banks have branches ?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle ?
Why do you call it 'building' when its already built ?
If you aren't supposed to drink & drive , why do bars have parking lots ?
We are a funny bunch of people living in a seriously funny world!
[3] Modified Newton's Law :
Every book continues to be in a state of rest or covered with dust untill & unless an external or internal exam appears!
[4] Biggest mystery of Maths :
1000s of years passed ,
Millions of theorms derived ,
Crores of formulas made
but still....
X is unknown !
[5] Boy : If I kiss you & run , what will you think ?
Girl : I will think...Ek bewakoof , jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha , sirf objectives likh k bhag gaya!
[6] How would an electronics engineer propose to a sweet girl ?
"You are the frequency of my sine wave.Without you..I'm like a rectifier without a diode , you are the winding of the primary coil & the deflection in my power supple.My Proposal is the ammeter of my love.
Don't be a resistor
Be a conductor"
[7] Friendship is not about
'Its your fault'
Its about
Sorry bol chup chap!
Its not about ' Can I borrow this?'
Its about
'Oye maine le liya'
Its not about ' Can I share your tiffin'
Its about
Tere liye thoda chor diya
Its not about 'Hows your studies going?"
Its about
Aaj kal bahut Newton ban raha hai..sudharja!"
good old messages...:)...well always cheers us up when one of these king pop up bringing a smile onto our face...:)...but sadly enough for me the messages i get are idiotic messages telling me about some voucher especially when i am either sleeping or in engaged in some serious work...:P....
ReplyDeleteI hv got almost all of them however 2nd one sounds nice :)
ReplyDeleteThe best mssg i hv ever received was
"hey can u give a missed call on my phone, i hv kinda lost it somewhere around" !
:):)
ReplyDeletehav nthn more 2 say really...:D
hilarious.... :)
ReplyDeleteReally made me laugh..
Proposal of electronics engineer .. was so hilarious...ha ha ha ha.. :)
Thanks for this post... :)
Cheers!!
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME :)
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of sounding a boring nerd, here is the answer to the pizza question :P
ReplyDeleteSquare boxes are easier to make, ship and store flat. Round boxes typically have to be pre-made and are more bulky to transport.
Circular pizza is easier to cut into slices. Also, if the pizza were square, it would look weird.
If a round pizza came in a round box and fit perfectly how would we get a slice out without struggling or making a total mess...we need the edges of empty space to be able to get at the pizza.
Is it possible to make a round box that is hinged and locks? If it is I am pretty sure it would be expensive rather a square box is not only more common but it is cheap as well
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the seventh point touched my heart deeply....
ReplyDeletefriends are too important to ignore!!
btw Once again a nice post..
:)..he he...was very refreshing:)..good old messages packed newly:)...very nice:)
ReplyDeleteNice msg log again :)
ReplyDeleteAnd 7th one was "awww.. sooo sweeeeet" :)
I like the modified Newton's law :)
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ReplyDeleteTotally loved it.
Cheers and thanks for making me smile
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ReplyDeletenice messages.. was laughing for a long time for the 5th one.. haha.
liked the 7th one too... lightened the moment.. thnx :)
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