If you write for a tough exam & do not get the right answers .. You feel bad.
When you write for an unexpectedly easy exam ... and yet make blunders. You feel worse.
But
When you write for Financial Risk Management exam which goes well & 70% students think it was lollipop...
You just don't know how to feel!
Such exams are meant to be tough.
Now if someone asks me to just shut up and be happy that I did not make any intolerable silly mistake..
I'd only say : RELATIVE GRADING SYSTEM.
When the probability of scoring good marks of everybody including myself is more - it wouldn't help my pointer any bit.
Also , I've set a pattern in writing exams. No matter how much I study or how well I do - I end up screwing those very questions I feel I could write the answers of , in a blink of an eye.
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The word 'brave' has a new meaning for me. Experimenting with my hair.
The volume of my hair is already half of what it was before - thanks to the smoothening treatment. And after 6 months of marathon..I've finally been able to reduce the hair fall.
However the condition of my hair is bad. Despite that , I want to smoothen them AGAIN!
Thats brave :P
I do like them wavy with curls forming towards the end.
But I cannot have a bad hair day everyday. So its decided!
Am at such lack of words and originality of thoughts..my hair is all I could talk about right now.
Anyhow , its been pending to put up this 'Project report' I made for a friend as a bday gift ( along with a really sexy clutch that I gave her )
A little background : She's fat super-healthy. She is beautiful. She's a true Punjabi :D
She hates college. She never made a single presentation herself. And her attendance-deficiency cost her detention from appearing for few papers in TWO sems :P
MBA
PROJECT REPORT
on
“The
loveliest craziest bold & beautiful Luvooo ;)”
By:
XYZ College.
A report submitted in
partial fulfillment of
MBA Friendship Program
For Birthday
celebration 2012!
Under Guidance
Namrata
Submitted To:
Miss Loveleen
Please Note
This report is subject to market
risk. Please read the document carefully and in full Humour.
No offence intended.
Acknowledgement .
Special thanks to :
( All the friends )
INTRODUCTION
Miss Loveleen urf Luvza urf luvo urfo
Looooveleen urf Loveleena urf Lovely! (
Yeah nobody gets it right in the first place!!! ) was born on 24th November 1989.
Earth owes 2% of weight to her since then ;) :D
She was a good student until XYZ college happened to her.
And ever since then…Loveleen went
downhill.
But she still managed to survive the great torture --- thanks to her
wonderful friends!
( Sorry , I just had to take some
credit! :P)
Objective :
· The objective of this report is to
take Loveleen through the ups and downs of her 1.5 years of fun and frolic with
her new friends at the college she hates the most :P
· Secondly this is a memorabilia of
some ROFL jokes made on her. ( No offence baby!! )
· Her extremely caring friends intend
to give her some tips on weight reduction ;)
· Present a Gift list that will be
converted in real gifts when her friends start earning some hard cash ;)
AAAAANDDDDDD !!!
Ofcourse…this report
celebrates Her
birthday!!!
Research
The
research on gift list is based on the experience of her friends since
the time they are with her.
1. She is a shopaholic! So
it goes without saying..the first things to top her gift list would be :
Louis Vuitton bags and clutch!! :P
2. Nailpaints. Like hundreds of them!!
Of shades
APART from RED! :D
3.
FUNKY Footwear!
This is the kind of stuff she likes : ---- >
With flowers and
sparkle on them.!
Her friends would however gift her
something of this sort ;)
Sexy and stylish :P
4.Clothes. Lots of clothes. BUT that would be gifted only if she reduces
weight which she won’t
=> so no gift :P ;)
5. Now lets get onto the weight tips.
So the next gift would be….
:D
And then who knows..Loveleen might
get offer to endorse the same product!
Or be the brand ambassador of
Talwalkars or VLCC ;) :P
( Shhh..the weight reduction would be
a secret ;) )
6. Luvs is a masterchef!
She loves food…so her friends would
love to gift her a special dinner at a 7-Star hotel. :P
( No harm in dreaming
na ;) )
Ok..Enough about weight and clothes ..here’s
some
FOOD FOR THOUGHT. Hope it makes you
smile :)
1. The
only way to look thin is to hangout with fat people.
2. Calories
are small devils which always enter your wardrobe in your absence and sew your
clothes.
3. I
was on diet from last three weeks and all I lost are three weeks.
4. God
if you can't make me thinner, make the world fatter!!
5. I
keep on trying to lose weight, but it keeps on finding me.
6. I
was meant to be thin... But god sewed me up wrong.
7. The older you get, the
tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really
good friends.
8. You don't lose weight; you
just look thinner from a distance.
9. Joining a fitness club is a good idea, but only if you go to it. Just
remember: the club has only one guarantee, that you'll pay a monthly
fee.
10. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat
it.
11.
People are so worried about what they eat
between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about
what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
12.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling
to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate
cake.
( found somewhere on the internet )
The one thing she would LOVE to see.
Attendance Register :
( From the start of the
sem till the end )
Subjects .
1. Retail Mgmt P P P P P P P P P P P P P P
2. Brand Mgmt P P P P P P P
P P P P P P P
3. S & D P P P P P P P P P P P P P P
4. Service Mgmt P P P P P P P P P P P P P P
5.IHRM P P P P P P P P P P P P P P
6. T & D P P P P P P P P P P P P P P=
7.PMC P
P P P P P P P P P P P P P
8. HRP P P P P P P P P P P P P P P
Note : The possibility of this is directly
proportional to the thing called MAGIC.
:D
And here are the statement that make for some ROFL jokes.
· When Loveleen doesn’t come to college…it is
MASS BUNK :P
· Sare Sardar show off
rehte hai ;)
· Double roti
· "new folder kaise
banate hai ??”
· “Excuse me waiter…One
onion and NIMBU please”
· “ We went to COAL” (
KOYLA :P )
Wish you a very very happy birthday! Keep smiling that gorgeous beautiful
smile.
Stay sexy! :D
And eat like there’s no tomorrow :P
Who cares about the weight ;)
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*I made it in flat one hour.Could have made structured it better had I got the time.
She loved it though ;) :P
Hahah awesum... liked the report... infact cant stop laughing...
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