Message Log 6 : Universally Applicable

e1 ] 'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings :
Revenge - Fuck you!
Failure    - I'm fucked!
Anxiety  - What the fuck is happening ?
Anger    - Get the fuck out of here !
Curious  - How the fuck did you do that ?
Pride     - I'm a fucking genuis!
Victory  - I have won that fucking competition!
Request - Please fuck off!
Sad        - Why the fuck does this happen to me ?!
Lust       - Oh! fuck me baby!
;-)

2 ] What is 'Love' ?
In France : Comedy
In England : Tragedy
In Germany : Drama
But
In India...


National game hai! Sab khelte hai ! ( National game.Everybody plays )

3 ] When you don't know about TREE
Tie a Goat to a tree and explain about GOAT.
That's how we attempt questions.
COMMERCE students! :-)

4 ] Whenever you think life is boring , just call me...
I will come there and hold your hands and we will go for a walk on a big river bridge.
There I will show you
where
to
JUMP.

5 ] Socrates was once asked -
What is the cure for 'Love at first sight' ?
The philosopher replied -
" Take a close second look.It helps"
;-)

6 ] It seems the great word STUDYING was derived from the two words :
Students + Dying

7 ] At marriage fuctions ..old people used to pull my cheeks and say "You are NEXT"
Now they stopped.
Because I started doing the same thing to them at
FUNERALS!

8 ] Most relationships fail not because of the absence of love.
Love is always present
Its just that..
One Loves
too
MUCH
and Other Loves
too
MANY
:-)