I may not be having the best collection but this is my log of my Fav text messages of the ones that I currently have in my inbox.I'm isolating the non veg / envy msgz because it just makes me sound a lot dirty!
lol I never even am able to fwd such msgz to anyone..not even my female friends..I just find it embarrasing . But I always do feel an urge to reply back to anybody who's sent me such , my reply being ' I loved that one..hilarious' .But again , they'll wonder what I'm upto. :P
anyway am purely listing the pure ones.
1> Love and Friendship are walking together in a village.Love falls down in a well.Why ?
Coz Love is Blind
Friendship also jumps inside.
Why ?
Hoshyari ;)
2 > Heart beats are the biggest hypocrites in the world.They beat in your heart but always dance to the tune of someone else.
3 > Great student like us work on the principle of rockets.Not because that we aim for skies , but we don't start studying until our tail is on fire.. :D4 > The ultimate fact >> People love you all the time.Its just that they can't love you the way you understand love.They love you the way they know to love. :))
5 > Friends are like fishes. You have to be patient enough to catch a nice one just like I caught you. Better stay nice OR I'll FRY YOU!
6 > 17th century mom to her son. Beta apne religion ke ladki se hee shadi karna. 18th Century > apne caste ke , 19th Century > ane level ke , 20th Century > Apne desh k , 21st Century > Koi bhi par ladki se hee karna :D
7 > Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar accha nahi lagta ,
Duniya walo ke ye iqrar accha nahi lagta ,
Jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jaye...
In zalimo ko pyaar saccha nahi lagta!
8 > Dard na ho jisme wo geet kya hai ,
ruth na jaye kabhi woh meet kya hai ,
Is jahan ki ye anokhi reet hai par...Jo adhuri na rahe wo preet kya hai..
9 > Love : Is not above expressing with heavy words.Its about understanding , a gentle touch & a pure heart!
And Friendship : Is to laugh at the nonsene written above ;)
10 > Adam : Eve darling , do you love me ? EVE : Maybe I don't
Adam ( sadly ) : Then why did you marry me ?
Eve : Oh hello dude! You are talking as if I had a CHOICE ? ;)
11 > There is no good or bad in the world.Only our thinking makes it so.What people call 'congestion' in a train becomes 'atmosphere' in a pub.
12 > Life never leaves you empty.It always replaces everything you lost..If it asks you to put something down , its because it wants you to pick up something great
I cld only choose 12 out of 200 msgz :S which is proof of the fact that my inbox is dull :S OK I just realized that its full of PJs , chat msgz & other nonsense.I had the best msgz ever in my previous cell which broke :(
Feel free to contribute.
I liked 3, 7 and 10 :)
ReplyDeleteHey I remember one :D
"Kya yaar hamesha pregnant rahtey ho, jab bhi mssg behjta hun Delivary report aa jaati hai"
ROFL =))
good ones..i really smiled :)
ReplyDeletesms 11 is soo soo true
lol@Peter
sometimes the funniest msgs are pjs!
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